Vanja Inanna, seventeen, swedish viking, born a bitch, born a painter









faramirs replied to your post: it’s all fun and games until u try 2 d…

the frogs failed you

never hire a ferret to do a weasel’s job









likeafieldmouse:

Francis Alys - Sometimes Making Something Leads to Nothing (1997)









it’s all fun and games until u try 2 dunk ur cookie but instead drop the entire thing in ur drink









He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits.

















jawnsolo:

leaving your room when people are over

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aleyma:

Fragmentary head of a king, made in Egypt, c.1400-1390 BC (source).

















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Yesterday, a teacher at my daughter’s preschool told me that she saw two boys and a girl spinning the knobs of a play oven. Boy #1 says: “I’m a pilot! I’m flying a plane.’ Boy #2 says: “Me too!” The girl is quiet, so the teacher says to her: “What about you, are you a pilot?” The 3 year old girl replies: “I can’t be a pilot. I’m a pilot’s wife.”

So what do you think has happened in this little girl’s short life to make her believe it’s more likely that she would be a pilot’s wife than a pilot?

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- ‘I’m not a pilot, I’m a pilot’s wife,’ says 3 yr old girl - reelgirl.com (via radical-bias)
















weedjoke420:

wedding vows: the lyrics to candy shop









laurapalmerwalkswithme:

Rare Twin Peaks behind the scenes

























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